Thanks to the latest PHP security shitshow (and apparently half the software ecosystem joining the party), I've decided to shut down my servers until I can patch everything and make sure nothing is on fire.
In the meantime, I've redirected this domain to GitHub Pages, because apparently the best solution to my infrastructure problems is to rely on GitHub's legendary recent uptime.
What could possibly go wrong?
Everything will be back once it's safe. Assuming GitHub manages to keep this page online until then.
Sorry. Blame PHP. Or GitHub. I'm flexible.